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dicappstally 31 M
5  Articles
Fav kind of blowjobs   12/1/2019

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
dicappstally 31 M
5  Articles
Why dicks?   12/1/2019

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
Cl17licker 38 M
5  Articles
Knock knock   11/30/2019

Points


4 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
shikarilauda 32 M
5  Articles
Nonveg jokes   11/30/2019

Jokes wow it's a very good topic and I have heard many nonveg jokes which are relll naughty or double meaning jokes and talks.everone do these kind of conversation really create great humur. And sometimes this willl work on bed as well. As your first night your wife will be really enjoy. And if you wanna woo your friend then it's really work to make your gf


0 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
Where it was one time   11/29/2019

Beat it til the end and back


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes
Pleasure_KingXXX 44 M
5  Articles
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?   11/28/2019

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles
when an otter needs personal space   11/27/2019

get otter here.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles
fish oppinion   11/27/2019

let minnow what you think


1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles
crab   11/27/2019

why did the crab never share? he was shellfish.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles
car animal   11/27/2019

what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
origami   11/26/2019

I used to work for an origami company. until it folded.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
air space   11/26/2019

i visited the air and space museum... nothing was there.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 44 M
5  Articles
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?   11/26/2019

A Private Tutor


0 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
mount meow   11/26/2019

what do you a pile of kittens a meowntain.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
dont go mouse   11/26/2019

why was the cat sitting on the computer? to keep an eye on the mouse.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
aim the shot   11/26/2019

what kind of a shot was the dead man? He had dead aim.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
This site is a joke   11/26/2019

Just posting an article to get some points so I can communicate with others!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
funny joke   11/26/2019

So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br> She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br> I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you 50pense? ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
yurikanjo 22 M
0  Articles
why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a drinking water have in common?   11/26/2019

a wet nose lol.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
The Dentist   11/25/2019

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot. <br><br> “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br> The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br> She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br> “No ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Little Johnny Returns   11/25/2019

The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” <br><br> The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br> Sally raised her hand. She said, ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
Are The Best Ice Breaker   11/25/2019

Agree or Disagree?


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Points points points points points points points points points points points   11/24/2019

Points points points points points points points points points points points


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Goodateatnu69 56 M
5  Articles
This point system   11/24/2019

Is a joke!!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
nol535 27 M
1  Article
pickup lines   11/22/2019

girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I together <br><br> hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let me slyther in? <br><br> sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?


1 Comments, 6 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
sissy_seeks_ownr 42 M
5  Articles
this is a joke   11/21/2019

a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands him his ciggy and walks away.


1 Comments, 27 Views, 12 Votes ,0.15 Score
6Goodat8nu9 56 M
5  Articles
This is no joke   11/21/2019

I need points badly!!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
dicappstally 31 M
5  Articles
Old but still good   11/18/2019

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


2 Comments, 23 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
A Blonde Joke   11/18/2019

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...


2 Comments, 55 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
Points   11/17/2019

Just here for points.....


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score