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countrygirlfla 70 F
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lawnmower funny,a little long,but worth the read   11/29/2009

This was sent to me by a friend.

We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this


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countrygirlfla 70 F
7  Articles
Just cant win   7/24/2009

You can't win arguing politics in IRAQ U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an A


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countrygirlfla 70 F
7  Articles
Clapping,,,not what your thinking,lol   6/15/2009

Boy and girl getting it hot and heavy for the first time and She tells her man to slide his left hand inside her... so slowly he slides his hand to the wrist.... after loud moaning and eyes rolled ba


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countrygirlfla 70 F
7  Articles
Real men   2/2/2009

What a real man would do.... ⿢ Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs.

⿢ Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

⿢ When s


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countrygirlfla 70 F
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A Lesson To Remember   12/23/2008

Subject: A lesson that should be taught in all schools!



>A lesson that should be taught in all schools! > > Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, > Martha > Cothren,


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countrygirlfla 70 F
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Old men can still think fast   12/21/2008

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He > > had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe > courts, > > a volleyball court, and some apple and


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countrygirlfla 70 F
7  Articles
$100 tattoo   11/20/2008

Buzzer gets home late one night.

Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Buzzer replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind o


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countrygirlfla 70 F
7  Articles
How to tell if your a swinger   8/20/2008

100 Ways to tell if your a swinger 1. You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos. 2. Half of the numbers on your cellphone are listed only by screen names. 3. You are running out of re


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countrygirlfla 70 F
7  Articles
Hot New Lover   6/11/2008

Hi Lover!!

Loved your sweet and HOT note, as well as our talk! Your voice is very erotic -- friendly, easy going, but with an edge of naughtiness!! Wow, we sure covered all topics didn't we,


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