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Rottweiler 2/10/2004 A mantakes his rottweiler to the vet. "Mydog's cross-eyed, " says the man. "Is there anything you can do for him?" The vet says" Ithink I'll have a look at him." So he picks the up and has a 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mother in law 2/6/2004 A man goes on holiday with his wife and mother in law to the holy land, shortly after they arrive the mother in law dies. In grief the man and his wife go to the undertaker to organise the funeral 0 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tupperware 2/6/2004 Q: What do tupperware and a walrus have in common? A: They both like a tight seal. 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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