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Oh I need...... 1/27/2015 A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
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It could happen to you 1/14/2015 A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. Th 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Well it would not be my choice but.... 12/26/2014 Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Rob’s friends are ve 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dinner talk 12/18/2014 A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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weather or?? 12/15/2014 Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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from the mouth of boys 12/15/2014 A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her and quickly dismounts, worried about what her has seen. She dresses quickly and goes 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Say it aim't so 12/15/2014 A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis, " and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enoug 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Overtime 12/15/2014 A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then calle 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes |
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