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Introduction
[B]UPDATE MAY 2024[/B]: Moving to TN later this month. I bid all you sexy people farewell!
I'm a chill, clean, mature, and hung USMC vet with a big sense of humor who's been in the lifestyle since 21 years old. I'm a nerdy hedonist and independent thinker with a wide range of life experiences and perspectives to draw from.
Homebody at heart but I can be coaxed into going out to do things that are my speed. In general, something that can stimulate my mind or get the heart pumping. Loud bars and clubs are not for me, although I do like swingers clubs. I only drink socially. I make spreadsheets for my fantasy football team and keep treats in my bag for the dogs on my route. ISTJ, Touch>Time>Words>Acts>Gifts.
I'm 99th percentile in both length and girth (approx 3x average volume) and typically pop multiple times per day. Current pics/vids don't really do me justice as I've lost weight since then. I have experience in a variety of situations, including with first timers. I'm not going to send you unsolicited dick pics or a wall of incomprehensible x-rated text or cause any drama or problems. I respect people and property.
Settle down boys, I'm straight. I'm not uptight about it but I'm not attracted to guys at all. I can "keep the party going" and operate in tight spaces as long as the vibe is right but I'm really not looking to play with other guys.
My Ideal Person I like down to earth people who can hold a real conversation. Attitude, enthusiasm, and maturity are more important than body fat percentage... to a point. Every woman is different and there's no rule or standard or criteria I live by because each person has their own feel and vibe. I'm not a model but I do try to take care of myself and I expect the same, at least to some degree.
Not a fan of BS in any of it's forms so please don't lie about your age and/or weight, be flaky and bail at the last minute, or invite me over to watch you guys argue.
My Ideal Person I like down to earth people who can hold a real conversation. Attitude, enthusiasm, and maturity are more important than body fat percentage... to a point. Every woman is different and there's no rule or standard or criteria I live by because each person has their own feel and vibe. I'm not a model but I do try to take care of myself and I expect the same, at least to some degree.
Not a fan of BS in any of it's forms so please don't lie about your age and/or weight, be flaky and bail at the last minute, or invite me over to watch you guys argue.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups |